I just received a phone call.…

Oh wow.

Oh, WOW.

oh wow!

wow

I’m stunned.  I’m in shock.  I just received a phone call from my doctor’s office.  I assumed they were call­ing to remind me of an upcom­ing appoint­ment but I was wrong.  The woman on the other end of the line announced they’d received the results of my sleep study test.  They were nor­mal.  The results were normal.

Poor woman.  I was so con­fused.  Does this mean I no longer have sleep apnea?  Appar­ently.  You mean I no longer have to sleep hooked up to my CPAP?  She guesses so.  Nor­mal?  Nor­mal?  Are you sure they’re normal?

My head is spin­ning.  I’m shocked.  I can’t wait to go to bed tonight!  I get to sleep like a nor­mal per­son.  No mask.  No tubes.  No air.  No marks on my face, no dents in my sinuses.

I’ll never have to buy another mask or tube or air fil­ter.  No more deal­ing with the CPAP through air­port secu­rity.  One less piece of lug­gage when I travel.  No more wor­ry­ing about an empty outlet.

No CPAP.

No apnea.

Oh wow.

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