A Housing Market Rant

How could the finan­cial gurus have been so eff­ing blind? 

Look, I’m just a sim­ple middle-aged sub­ur­ban house­wife with a tech­ni­cal school cer­tifi­cate and a cou­ple years of col­lege cred­its under her belt.  I haven’t bal­anced my check­book in over 8 years and I leave most of the impor­tant finan­cial deci­sion to The Husband.

Still, it was a clear to me as the jaw­line on Jay Leno’s face that the hous­ing mar­ket was a house of cards.  It was inevitable that it would come tum­bling down.  Who in their right mind would have fallen for all of that “cre­ative” financ­ing bull-pucky?!  I’m sorry but I don’t think it takes a finan­cial whiz to see that an interest-only mort­gage is an incred­i­bly stu­pid,  insanely short-effing-sighted idea.  The first time I heard of such an ani­mal, loud “scam” alarms started sound­ing in my head.  And I wouldn’t sell a $35 dol­lar card­board box to some­one who couldn’t ver­ify their income much less a $350,000 house.

And who couldn’t see that when the hous­ing mar­ket crashed it would inevitably take the rest of the econ­omy with it?  Come on, that’s more basic than 1+1=2.

If such basics as spend­ing less than you make, buy­ing less than you can afford, buy­ing qual­ity over quan­tity, and build­ing equity are really that elu­sive and com­pre­hended only by finan­cial wiz­ards, I most cer­tainly missed my true call­ing.  I should hang out my shin­gle as a finan­cial guru and charge gobs of money to dis­pense my pearls of common-sense wisdom.

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One Comment

  1. Posted December 5, 2007 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    Oh my gosh I love to read your rants… you are such a won­der­ful read:-)
    I couldn’t agree with you more. The prob­lem is com­mon sense and moral­ity have lit­tle to do with the hous­ing fiasco. It’s all about indi­vid­ual greed and stu­pid­ity. Imme­di­ate Grat­i­fi­ca­tion seems to be the motto of the times!

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