SuburbanWife is a middle-aged mother of two. Her job is to do whatever needs to be done or, at times, whatever she feels like doing.
Ignatz is the son. Sometimes referred to as Fat Boy. He is neither stupid nor fat; in fact, he’s a tall, skinny borderline-brilliant, quirky adolescent. His job is to grow up and become a functional, contributing member of society.
Sugar Doll is the daughter. She is sweet and pretty, though not always. Often she’s a big ol’ pain in SuburbanWife’s back end. Her job is to keep her parents guessing and teach them patience.
My Love is the husband. Sometimes referred to as The Dork. His job is to love SuburbanWife unconditionally and vociferously and to provide the means and the manna necessary to raise his progeny, Ignatz and Sugar Doll.
